A caddie is someone who accompanies a golfer and didn't see the ball either.
Anon |
If each time a player and caddie split up was actually a divorce, most Tour players would have been 'married' more times than Zsa Zsa and Liz combined.
Peter Jacobsen |
My game is so bad I gotta hire three caddies - one to walk the left rough, one for the right rough, and one down the middle. And the one in the middle doesn't have to do much.
Dave Hill |
On seeing Amy Alcott kissing her caddie after winning the US Women's Open -So that's the secret of winning an Open. First thing Monday I'm gonna fire old Larry and get me a caddie I can smooch.
Lou Graham |
Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
Huxtable Pippey |
While tearing off A game of golf I may make a play for the caddy But when I do I don't follow through 'Cause my heart belongs to Daddy.
Cole Porter (1938) |
