A football coach is a person who is willing to lay down your life for the good of his team.
Anon |
A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order.
Bud Grant |
Coach Jim Walden has the Midas touch - everything he touches turns to mufflers.
Steve Raible |
Coach Woody Hayes doesn't know anything about drugs - he thinks uppers are dentures.
Archie Griffin |
I knew it was time to quit coaching when I was chewing out an official and he walked off the penalty faster than I could keep up with him.
George Halas |
If a nuclear bomb is ever dropped on the United States, the only things that will survive are Astroturf and coach Don Shula.
Charles 'Bubba' Smith |
If you're a pro coach, NFL stands for 'Not For Long'.
Jerry GlanviHe |
On why he sacked his head coach - I gave George Allen an unlimited budget and he exceeded it.
Edward B. Williams |
