Football coaches walk across the field after the game and pretend to congratulate the opposing coach. Baseball managers head right for the beer.
Thomas Boswell Washington Post |
It's a good thing 'Babe' Ruth isn't still with the Yankees. If he was, George Steinbrenner would have him bat seventh and say he's overweight.
Graig Nettles |
Managing a baseball team is like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Joe Kuhel |
The secret of managing a ball club is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the five who are undecided.
Charles 'Casey' Stengel |
When Athletics' owner Charlie Finley had his heart operation, it took eight hours - seven and a half to find his heart.
Steve McCatty |
Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.
Tom Boswell |
